James Gamble @jamesdotgamble@penguicon.social
If you saw the way I squeeze every last bit of toothpaste out of the tube, you'd think I was exactly $3.89 away from complete financial ruin.
Sometimes I like to make up a nonsense word and say it out loud and think to myself “I’m the first person to ever say shabululion here.”
"Please see cashier." I'm gonna get back in my car and find another gas station is what I'm gonna do.
Anytime a webform lets me type my title in front of my name, I always put "Supreme Commander". That's a normal thing to do, right?
Is there a free(mium) app out there for letting me post to multiple social networks at once? I'm kind of getting tired of this hodgepodge system of things that I've currently got setup for crossposting.
Does anyone else read textbooks for fun? I'm going through a Biology book right now and it's really interesting reading. It turns out that mitocondrea is the powerhouse of the cell
How come when Jennifer Lopez gets married six times, no one bats an eye, but when Henry VII does it, everyone loses their heads?
TV Show Idea: The Walking Dad... It's just a guy walking around the house turning off lights and muttering that he's "not made of money."
Adult Things: Debating yourself about keeping a cardboard box, because it's, like, a really good box.
Can we all agree that the movie Moulin Rouge has the best soundtrack of all time?
What's your opinion on hot sauce? I used to be a Crystal man, but I'm now loyal to Franks.
I've been working on setting up some websites for some projects that I'm hoping to launch, and Google Sites is really working well for what I'm trying to do. I used it a long time ago and it was pretty rough, but now it's really slick.
The Mastadon iOS app is pretty slick. I prefer it over the web UI.
because I have so many new users coming #mastodonTips #mastodon
discovery/discoverability
1) in addition to a bio, consider also making an #introduction / #introduction post also check this tag to find people who are also new and their interests
2) https://communitywiki.org/trunk is a wonderful place to find people who are active. it is human moderated. if you decide to stick around and have the bandwidth to do so, consider joining a list to welcome others as well.
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I guess this is where free speech goes to thrive.
